My name is oliver. I'm 24, just trying my best. Twitch.tv/ollie_tried

 

emotion-deluxe:

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

starkie-md:

memeclassheroes:

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I always leave a $20 in my winter coat because 1. It’s a really nice surprise for me when it’s wintertime and I have to drag my coat out and 2. Because I have terrible memory so every year I do it I don’t remember and then get excited when I find the $20

thebibliosphere:

@staff really over on Twitter live space right now being asked if Elon Musk would be allowed to join Tumblr and saying: I’m sorry, I can’t… I can’t hear you there’s a weird buzzing sound.

And just not answering the question.

danslawdegree:

My heart aches for Ariel knowing Ned’s entire “MY WIFE” thing was just a charade that he hid behind to profit off of his wife and family, not giving a care to the damage this would cause not only them, but his supposed best friends he started an entire company with. 

He’s thrown away a marriage and livelihood and I hope Ariel and the kids are able to heal past this. 

maddwizard:

Real talk guys which try guy do you think was the first to say “yeah ned needs to get tf out of here”